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I will bruise your lips,
and scar your knees
and love you too hard.

I will destroy you
in the most beautiful way possible.

And when I leave,
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people.

M.K., Katrina (via kitty-en-classe)

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facts-i-just-made-up:

Here, a mother oil drilling platform is seen nursing its young.  Most offshore rigs have a gestation time of nearly 3 years, and will protect their young from pirates and protesters up to their tenth year, suggesting a highly developed intelligence and nearly mammalian qualities, suggesting to some that they may be cetacean rather than fish.  In fact they are neither, being mostly mechanical with only a few biological components which some suspect are parasitic rather than symbiotic. When fully grown, the young platform on the left will produce up to 8,000 gallons of oil an hour. It may live well over 75 years.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Here, a mother oil drilling platform is seen nursing its young.  Most offshore rigs have a gestation time of nearly 3 years, and will protect their young from pirates and protesters up to their tenth year, suggesting a highly developed intelligence and nearly mammalian qualities, suggesting to some that they may be cetacean rather than fish.  In fact they are neither, being mostly mechanical with only a few biological components which some suspect are parasitic rather than symbiotic. When fully grown, the young platform on the left will produce up to 8,000 gallons of oil an hour. It may live well over 75 years.

(Source: obsidianobelisk, via itsnotpinkitslightishred)

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Gough Whitlam:
introduces Medicare, allowing free access to healthcare for everyone
tone abet:
wants to introduce $7 copayment to every GP visit
Gough:
gives us our first advisor for women's issues
tone:
supposedly is the minister for women, still not sure he realises they're human too
Gough:
pulls troops out of Vietnam
tone:
wants to send asylum seekers there
Gough:
introduces free tertiary education
tone:
wants to deregulate university fees
Gough:
gets rid of the OBE and knighthoods, introduces the OA
tone:
brings back knighthoods.
Gough:
replaces God Save the Queen with Advance Australia Fair as our national anthem
tone:
loudly ignores the line "for those who've come across the sea/we've boundless plains to share"
Gough:
one of the finest PM's this nation has ever had
tone:
wrong lizard. Possibly a dinosaur based on how outdated views are.